Chapter 280 Tell me, how are you going to thank me?
Chapter 280 Tell me, how are you going to thank me?
At this moment, the monkey is sitting on its perch in an almost rigid posture, staring blankly ahead.
However, the moment the peeled banana emerged from the feeding tube, it suddenly turned its head!
Those previously empty pupils suddenly contracted, bursting forth with a twisted, fanatical fervor that was completely unlike that of a natural animal, bordering on greed.
It made a short, strange "cluck" sound from its throat, and then, with a stiff yet unusually swift movement that was uncoordinated in its joints, it sprang up from the perch and lunged straight toward the feeding hole.
Lin Feng's eyes sharpened instantly, and the cold, icy rules of text clearly appeared in his mind—
Primate Area Rule 2: [Feeding of apes, gorillas, or monkeys with parted heads is prohibited.]
Without the slightest hesitation, he darted forward with the speed of a cheetah. Just as the banana was about to slide completely into the feeding tube, his right hand gripped the hoodie man's unusually pale wrist like an iron clamp and pulled it outward sharply!
"laugh--"
The banana's tail made a slight sound as it rubbed against the inner wall of the pipe, and it was pulled out forcefully, the flesh deforming slightly from the pulling.
The hoodie-wearing man seemed completely unprepared for someone to interrupt his movements so quickly and precisely.
He froze for a moment, and in the shadows beneath the hood, you could feel his stunned gaze fixed on his wrist, which was being tightly gripped.
Immediately afterwards, the cold, sticky aura emanating from his body suddenly surged!
He slowly, inch by inch, raised his head, the shadow of the hood receding slightly to reveal the lower half of his pale, bluish face, and a pair of eyes that seemed to hold the deepest malice and death.
A hoarse sound, like sandpaper being rubbed, rang out:
"You...you're asking for it!"
Lin Feng secretly gathered power in his right hand, and [Absolute Hit - Big Crush] was ready to be unleashed.
With few tourists around and Tang Xiaorui right beside him, he felt confident and was ready to make his move if she made any further unusual moves.
To everyone's surprise, Tang Xiaorui saw that the man had a fierce look on his face and was clearly going to attack Lin Feng. She immediately stepped forward and stood between Lin Feng and the hooded man.
She raised her slender finger and gently tapped the other person's chest, her tone somewhat nonchalant:
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?"
The tourist clearly did not recognize Tang Xiaorui, and because she had completely concealed her aura, he was completely unaware of the existence of the delicate young girl in front of him.
Therefore, without any restraint, he angrily shouted, "What? Didn't you see he was stopping me from feeding the monkeys?!"
Lin Feng said in a deep voice, "This park has clear regulations prohibiting feeding monkeys with parted heads."
"Regulations?" the man sneered, his lips twisting beneath his hood. "Where are the regulations? Show them to me!"
Lin Feng said no more, took out the security manual from his pocket, held it out to the other person, and pointed to the line of bold text:
"Hey, it's written clearly in black and white."
The hooded man glanced at it and scoffed, "Who knows where you got this tattered booklet from? You think you can just print a few lines and call it an order?"
Tang Xiaorui clicked her tongue, her tone becoming more impatient:
"Hey, can't you be reasonable? Besides, who knows if your bananas are clean? What if there's something mixed in and it hurts an animal?"
The hooded man, as if he had heard the funniest joke, immediately picked up the banana and took a big bite:
"Poisonous? Do I look like I'm in trouble?!"
Tang Xiaorui crossed her arms, her eyes slightly cold:
"Whether it's poisonous or not can't be determined by just one bite; we need to have it tested."
"Testing?" The hooded man was completely enraged. He pointed at Lin Feng and Tang Xiaorui, his voice suddenly rising, "You're just deliberately looking for trouble!"
"And you're even banning feeding the monkeys with the middle parting... Did those monkeys steal from your house or rob you? Do they deserve to starve to death?"
Tang Xiaorui laughed in exasperation: "The zookeepers feed them according to the standard schedule, there's absolutely no way they're starving. Please stop spreading rumors, okay?"
"I'm going to feed them today, and let's see who dares to stop me!"
The hooded man roared and pulled another banana from his bag. At the same time, a chilling black aura surged around him, his face became completely distorted, and his ferocity soared.
Tang Xiaorui scoffed softly, her face full of disdain.
The next second, boom!
A jet-black aura, dozens of times denser, dozens of times more concentrated, and dozens of times more domineering than its opponent's, erupted from her petite body like a tangible raging torrent!
A chilling pressure swept out like a landslide and a tsunami, freezing the air and dimming the light.
The hooded man, who had just been roaring, suddenly stopped moving as if an invisible giant hand had grabbed his throat.
The surging black energy around him trembled and contracted violently, like smoke scattered by a gale, and incoherent, horrified gasps escaped his throat:
"S...S-rank?!"
He swallowed hard, hurriedly dropping the banana in his hand as if it were a hot potato. His figure blurred and distorted, then vanished without a trace in the blink of an eye.
The terrifying aura emanating from Tang Xiaorui slowly subsided, and she instantly returned to her charming and smiling appearance.
She patted non-existent dust off her hands, turned around, took a step closer to Lin Feng, and naturally reached out to hook her arm around his neck.
"Tell me," she said with a radiant smile, her tone slightly coquettish and pleading, "how are you going to thank me?"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly to himself: If it weren't for the second personality inside you that could go berserk at any moment, wouldn't I want to go along with your wishes and let you take advantage of me?
But after all, survival is the most important thing. As long as you're alive, you can always make a comeback!
Lin Feng remained expressionless, his body sliding downwards like a nimble eel, deftly slipping out of her arms while simultaneously taking a half-step back.
"Don't forget our three rules: no physical contact of any kind that goes beyond the scope of ordinary teammates."
Tang Xiaorui pouted, but her dissatisfaction was short-lived. Lin Feng's restrained and aloof demeanor only made her more fascinated.
[Ding! Tang Xiaorui's favorability towards the host increases by 10]
[Current Affection Level: 90 / 100]
Lin Feng: "..."
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Studio:
"Sister Rui is so domineering! Taking her on patrol makes me feel incredibly safe!"
"Hooded Man: One second ago: I'm going to feed them today! The next second: Mom, there's an S-class here!!!"
"Lin Feng has really mastered the 'feigned indifference' tactic! A true master!"
"The Ironclad Rule of the 'Spirited Young Woman': The more you ignore her, the more obsessed she becomes (Notes)"
"Brother Feng is suffering inside: It's not that I don't want to, it's that my second personality won't allow it!"
"This coordinated effort—one calmly enforcing the law, the other using force to suppress—was brilliant!"
"So what's so special about monkeys with middle-part hairstyles?? I'm curious!"
Daily Question: Did Feng Ge give in to Xiao Rui today? — No.
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