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Chapter 372: 313: He Wiped Out Li Yi's Awesome Starfield Today!_3

Chapter 372: Chapter 313: He Wiped Out Li Yi’s Awesome Starfield Today!_3

“And as far as I know, your plan is not very realistic, Yi. It’s quite unlikely for him to take a liking to a girl, Jiaye is already an exception, and adding another one is basically out of the question.”

“So what do we do?”

Sword Without End frowned and pondered silently. They were faced with an extremely unpleasant reality: Jiaye had died and revived in the game so many times that he had started being matched with players from the Threefold Planet.

Absurd!

A newcomer player’s hell revival map was now matchmaking with players from the Threefold Planet. How many times had he died?

Guiding Jiaye through this revival was becoming exceedingly difficult.

...

If he died a few more times, there would be nothing more I could do.

Moreover, because I always had to take Jiaye with me, my own hell revival map difficulty was also shooting up.

To put it simply.

If Jiaye died a few more times, he would no longer be able to die. Then, only Chen Yi would personally have to delve into hell to retrieve him.

It would be a huge hassle.

It would delay many important matters, like when Chen Yi needs to activate the Wife-Killing Buff before entering a map, and if he can’t exit within an hour, Chen Yi without the Wife-Killing Buff would have a hard time leading Jiaye out of hell.

The best solution would naturally be to find Chen Yi another girlfriend.

Start all over again.

Much simpler.

But Jiaye’s mindset still had to be worked on, considering that the system on Blue Star has always been monogamous.

“Forget it.”

After thinking for a while, Sword Without End sighed helplessly and shook his head, “Let’s not ponder over this for now. We’ll discuss it when Yi returns. No idea when he’ll be back.”

“You do miss him quite a bit.”

“Indeed.”

Tuberculosis Rabbit nodded in agreement.

Since he had started following Yi, they had never been apart for this long.

...

On Chen Yi’s side, however, he looked calmly at the player who had asked the question and after a pause, he softly said, “Personally, I aspire towards world peace, regardless of the method, the ultimate goal is always world peace.”

“In our culture, there is a term called ‘Tathagata’.”

“Has the Tathagata come? Tathagata.”

“Did he really come? Tathagata.”

“There’s a saying: All conditioned phenomena are like a dream, an illusion, a bubble, and a shadow, like dew and like lightning, and should be viewed as such.”

“You could broadly understand this statement as, many things in the universe share the same essence; it’s just that our perspectives differ, leading to deviations.”

“Like whether it’s the way I handle my maps, or the means I employed to secure the game Monument for level promotion.”

“The outcomes are the same.”

“The essences are the same; it’s just that your perspectives are different.”

“The world has calmed down into peace.”

Besides, the creature had an extremely long proboscis that stretched out, over a meter long, and at that moment, the creature was bringing it close to Chen Yi, offering him to taste its delicious contents.

“Come on, Yi, have a taste.”

Li Yi, somewhat showing off, patted his plump belly and said, “As the saying goes, a human year is like a hundred years for a Fù. Fù is the name of this creature, and it has a very impressive feature: their bellies are natural fermentation chambers.”

“A wine that would need to be cherished for a hundred years by humans can be produced in just one year inside a Fù’s belly.”

“Before uncorking, our professional wine masters will open the Fù’s proboscis and add some valuable ingredients for blending, and then one simply has to hold the Fù’s proboscis in their mouth and suck hard to taste this precious liquor.”

“This particular Fù has been fermenting for three years, which is like a three-hundred-year-old fine wine in human terms.”

“It’s quite valuable.”

“It’s a specialty of our planet. Come on, Yi, try it and see what you think.”

“...”

Chen Yi steeled himself and leaned back, looking at the proboscis in front of him that was as thin as an infant’s arm and a good meter long, unable to imagine the concept of holding such a thing in his mouth.

He swore!

If Li Yi truly insisted on him holding that thing in his mouth!

He would wipe out Li Yi’s Awesome Starfield today!

Before coming here, he had already thought about the cultural differences between different Races and that he should not show misunderstanding regardless of what he saw.

Respect is key.

Respecting other Races’ cultures is a person’s greatest quality.

But the problem was, this Race’s culture was just too hard to respect!!!

“No, thank you.”

Chen Yi’s mouth twitched again as he shook his head, “I have a Title Restriction that prevents me from drinking. The moment I consume anything with alcohol, I would become instantly immobile and completely paralyzed.”

“Is that so?”

Li Yi nodded with a hint of regret, then grabbed the Fù’s proboscis from in front of Chen Yi, put it in his own mouth, and with a forceful suck, he took a mouthful before exhaling a satisfied sigh.

“Refreshing, satisfying!”

“What a fine liquor!”

Watching this scene, Chen Yi felt his eyelids twitching wildly. There were even tiny tentacles and slimy liquid trembling on that proboscis, and you just put it in your mouth like that??

Does your planet even have such terrifying torture methods?!

What he hadn’t noticed yet

Was a servant wandering around the central hall with a dessert platter. Upon hearing Chen Yi’s claim that his Title Restriction prevented him from drinking, a gleam flashed in the servant’s eyes, and he quickly retreated from the hall with the dessert platter, disappearing into the ether.

Before Chen Yi could even come to terms with this,

A man soon arrived, trailed by a voluptuous, pretty woman in a cheongsam.

“Hello Yi, this is my mom.”

...

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