ocean-life Chapter 249: 241: "Tuberculosis Rabbit, you just missed the Arena Master leaderboard, didn't you?
Chapter 249: 241: "Tuberculosis Rabbit, you just missed the Arena Master leaderboard, didn't you?
Chapter 249: Chapter 241: “Tuberculosis Rabbit, you just missed the Arena Master leaderboard, didn’t you?
Suddenly, the Arena Master rankings began to show some truly capable players taking the stage.
Tuberculosis Rabbit looked at the temporarily number one ranked Arena Master whose stunt was sword swallowing.
A sword about half a meter long.
The system confirmed that it was genuinely swallowed without the use of any props.
It took roughly half a minute.
The whole process didn’t take much time, but the difficulty was anything but low.
So far no one else had completed this stunt, though there definitely are more than just one player in the world who could do it. It’s just that the event had only just begun and many people hadn’t finished reading the details of the event yet.
Or maybe they hadn’t even gotten out of bed.
After all, if not for Little Sprite’s reminder, they wouldn’t have been sure whether there would be a special event for the Start of Autumn Festival.
“That’s pretty impressive,”
Tuberculosis Rabbit couldn’t help but click his tongue in amazement, “If it were me, I definitely wouldn’t be able to do it. But it seems this event isn’t just for Yi alone, we have a chance to participate too.”
“Yi is appearing as the finale guest.”
“That being said, I also have a special skill.”
“In ancient times there was Pao Ding carving up an ox, today we have Tuberculosis Rabbit chopping up people.”
“Give me a minute to dismember a corpse for everyone to see. I bet there won’t be many who can mimic this stunt. Even a forensic pathologist wouldn’t be as smooth as me.”
“The only problem is finding a fresh cadaver.”
His gaze gradually focused on Sword Without End outside the window and he spoke thoughtfully, “It seems it’s not that hard to find one after all.”
“Screw off!”
Sword Without End shouted angrily with an ugly expression, “Don’t get any ideas about me; I have no plans of going to hell yet, and even if I do, you better not do anything messy to my body.”
“What are you afraid of? It won’t affect your respawn even if the body is destroyed.”
“Still no, it somehow feels revolting.”
At this moment—
Chen Yi walked out of the bathroom, removing the bath towel from his body, wiping his damp hair while looking up towards Tuberculosis Rabbit and the others.
“Let’s go up to the rooftop to talk.”
“Okay,”
Tuberculosis Rabbit looked at Chen Yi’s beach shorts and expressed his surprise, “I never noticed before but Yi, you actually look quite handsome in beach shorts.”
“Mm, it’s the outfit given for the pool party event. I just put it on casually.”
...
On the rooftop.
Chen Yi lay under a sun umbrella in his beach shorts, while Jiaye lay on another rocking chair next to him, dressed in swimwear.
Jiaye wasn’t wearing a bikini.
Instead, it was a more conservative piece of swimwear that, despite covering more, gave off a particularly lazy charm that was extremely enticing.
As for Sword Without End and the others, they were uniformly dressed in beach shorts, with their upper bodies bare.
The swimwear for men seemed to be just that, a pair of beach shorts.
And nothing else.
It was rare to see men’s swimwear with a top.
“Ah, refreshing!”
Sword Without End, with his hair still dripping wet, stared at the fountain shooting up from the lower floors and splattering onto the rooftop, grinning with satisfaction, “I have to say, it’s been a long time since I swam. It feels really good.”
“It’s just that it gets a bit murky underwater; once you go in, you can’t see the bottom.”/p>
“Murky?”
Tuberculosis Rabbit, puzzled, sat on the edge of the rooftop looking toward the tower, “It looks pretty clean to me, how could it be murky if it’s crystal clear to the bottom?”
“You’d know when you jump in; once you’re in the water, it’s all butts and legs, you can’t see the bottom at all.”
“...”
Just as Sword Without End was about to say something, he glanced at the Arena Master rankings and suddenly froze, his mouth twitching slightly before he spoke.
“Tuberculosis Rabbit, you didn’t check the Arena Master rankings just now, did you?”
“No, what’s up?”
“Just take a look.”
Tuberculosis Rabbit looked at the Arena Master rankings, somewhat puzzled. But when he saw the current rankings, his expression turned blank as he froze in place, falling silent without a word.
As expected.
Given the rewards at stake, players from all over the world were showcasing their talents!
The player who had swallowed the sword was now ranked beyond a hundredth place.
Over 4,000 players had successfully performed the sword swallowing stunt.
Some players did it with skill, having been acrobats before the game went online.
“What else can be said?”
Tuberculosis Rabbit lit a cigarette in a daze and brought it to his lips, “This scene is extremely explosive even in the explosive world, too explosive.”
“Don’t...”
Sword Without End’s mouth twitched wildly as he looked at the highest-ranked challenger under this Arena Master “Walker”: “You should watch this Walker’s challenge video; you will find there’s something even more explosive.”
“Walker? The one who swallowed the sword under the Arena Master?”
“Um...”
“Let’s take a look.”
The next second—
Tuberculosis Rabbit lit five cigarettes at once and stuck them all in his mouth, his gaze vacant as he stared off into the horizon, muttering, “This world is so illusory, what’s real in this world?”
“False, false, all are false.”
“There’s nothing real.”
“All are false.”
One cigarette was not enough to suppress his complex feelings at that moment; he needed five, one less wouldn’t do.
The top-ranked Walker then chopped it off himself.
And put it in his mouth.
Challenge successful.
Badass.
Tuberculosis Rabbit fell silent for a long time and finally gave a weak comment, long ago he thought the word badass was an uneducated person’s reaction to shock.
It was only now that he realized.
When one’s mind is shocked to a blank, only these two words can express one’s feelings.
What else can be said?
Only that if you have a medical prop you are arrogant, may you never grow back!
Such intense skills, yet still only ranked fifth.
Fourth place was even more badass.
“Arena Master”: Ma Hailei
“Skill”: Soaring into the Skies.
It was a young lad.
A Flower-Shaking Hand.
His hands almost shook out afterimages above his head, and then he shook himself up into the sky; exactly how he flew up.
It’s not clear.
Maybe he had some skill or prop of some kind.
Anyway, so far, only 13 players have successfully taken the challenge.
The third place is somewhat more normal.
“Arena Master”: Jin Haitao.
“Skill”: Super Long Jump.
In the video, a man grabbed two protruding steel rods on the ground, and then his body quickly retracted backward.
While his body pulled back, his hands did not leave those two bars.
His arms were stretched nearly a kilometer long.
It’s hard to imagine that a normal human body could be stretched to such an extent.
And then...
“Whoosh!”
As if stretched to the limit, the player’s arms snapped back like a spring, and the player shot toward the sky, even emitting a sonic boom.
As if to add difficulty,
Mid-air, the player reached into his arms and pulled out an induction cooker and a pot.
In the process of high-speed flight.
He started cooking rice with fire.
Five minutes later.
The player landed, and there was an extra plate in his arms, with three dishes and a soup he cooked in mid-air.
“Badass.”
Tuberculosis Rabbit silently gave his own evaluation in his heart, this was more than a gathering of talented people, it was the beginning of mutations.
Even more badass, however,
Was that there were 7 players who had completed this action.
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