ocean-life Chapter 206 Didi Driver Kang
Chapter 206 Didi Driver Kang
Chapter 206 Didi Driver Kang
Entrepreneur Kang Zheng is driving his Cullinan, equipped with an exceptional car audio system, through the end of time.
The music playing in the speakers was a new IPGG style that he designed himself, full of 20th-century retro flair.
As for why he ended up here, that story begins with his struggles.
This struggle isn't in the arts, but in the business world.
Making money is always difficult. You not only have to deal with public relations disasters, the IRS, financial crises, and shrinking markets, but sometimes you also have to do some dirty work that goes beyond what is allowed.
Of course, these dirty tricks don't physically end the careers of business rivals; he's a law-abiding businessman, and even his tax evasion is always done within the bounds of the law.
He's just here to pick up trash in this void.
The tycoon Kang disliked his parallel universe variants to no end, but he had to admit that these bastards at least had their own unique features.
He simply wanted to live a linear life in the 22nd century, as an ordinary rich man, instead of being like his parallel universe counterparts, jumping around the entire timeline like fleas, without a fixed abode.
These idiots always come up with impressive-sounding titles like "Conqueror," "Pharaoh," "Centurion," and "Immortal" to boast about themselves, and then they wage war against each other like medieval European feudal lords, until their brains are spilled out at the end of time.
Unfortunately, this great battle cannot eliminate them all; there will always be a winner, and the winner will certainly not be Kang, the big entrepreneur who never participates.
The tycoon Kang heard that another multi-dimensional battle had recently ended. Although he didn't know who the final winner was, what did this have to do with his Kang Group?
The tycoon Kang heard that the "self" who recently won has some ideas and wants to come up with a solution to permanently eliminate the multiverse chaos.
It's unclear how long he can hold out, or when the timelines of the multiverse will become chaotic again.
There might be some wreckage left on the battlefield, and perhaps even some things he could use.
It's really funny to see a big entrepreneur picking up trash.
It's because he devoted almost all his intelligence to building capitalism, resulting in a lack of means to carry out violence.
Having already suffered losses in this area, he timed it precisely, waiting for the victor of the war of time to return, and entering the realm once time had completely stabilized at its end.
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Xiao Qu never stopped, and the time machine disguised as a luxury car moved forward in the void—if there was any concept of before and after here.
"Strange, what's this?"
Before he could even salvage any useful debris, Kang observed an anomaly in the spacetime structure through his sensors: "Gravity?"
Something that could absolutely not be here—strong gravity.
Aside from the time-manipulation weapons possessed by various types of "Kang," very few things can exist here for long, let alone a large celestial body capable of generating gravity.
Could it be that while his own counterparts were fighting, someone modified a white dwarf or something similar into a weapon and brought it into the battlefield?
caveat!
As the tycoon Kang was marveling at the insane minds of his counterparts, countless warning pop-ups appeared on the time machine's control panel.
On the other side of the gravitational anomaly, the gravity is constantly increasing, even interfering with the normal operation of the time machine!
"This doesn't make sense!"
This is a time machine; its ability to travel through time is enough to allow it to escape even within the event horizon of a black hole.
But now, he is uncontrollably pulled by this strange gravitational force and cannot move.
"I fuck your fucking!"
The tycoon Kang cursed each of his multiverse counterparts, both verbally and in his heart, believing that it must be some bizarre weapon they had created that caused this result.
While doing this, his hands weren't idle either; he immediately turned off the car stereo, freeing up the excess energy to transfer to the Singularity Stabilizer.
Prepare for immediate overload, tear open a wormhole to escape.
He's just here to collect trash; what if he ends up losing his life? Then his trillion-dollar fortune will have no one to inherit it!
Ta-da!
Startled by the unusual gravitational collapse, Kang was about to flee when he heard something knocking on his car window through the shield.
This startled him so much that he broke out in a cold sweat—this was truly unbelievable! Could there be any living creature in this ghostly place?
Could it be some unfortunate survivors from the last great battle? Or perhaps a quantum ghost that's already dead?
The pounding on the car door grew more urgent and impatient, and occasionally, whispers from the void drifted into my ears.
Deep down, Kang felt even more trembling upon encountering the quantum ghost, and his hands moved even faster as he operated the control panel.
This isn't because he's afraid of ghosts; he's one of the most intelligent people in the multiverse. It's just a wise person's normal awe of the unknown!
Then he heard a somewhat familiar voice: "I said, open the car door!"
After some fuss, Joey and Ganata, who had folded themselves up, sat in the back seat of the luxury car with its red and blue interior.
Looking at the gold-plated 'S' on the roof of the car, listening to the Superman theme song from the last century that was enough to give him an embarrassment, and having to watch out for the Galactus who was trying to get close to him, Joey felt that he might as well just leave it outside.
A copyright thief is sitting in the front seat, gripping the steering wheel which is basically just for decoration, and dryly asking:
"So, your universe hasn't been destroyed yet?"
"Thank you for your kind words, but not yet!"
Joey rolled his eyes as he reached out and pressed down on Ganata's head to prevent her from biting him again.
This variant of "Kang the Conqueror" is somewhat abstract.
The first greeting a normal person would say upon meeting is not "Oh, how come you're still alive?" or "Oh, so your universe has been destroyed?"
The tycoon Kang and the punk Spider-Man are from the same universe, only Kang's era is nearly a century after the punk Spider-Man's.
"This is just my reasonable guess. After all, in the history of my universe, Punk Spider-Man has completely disappeared without a trace since he left. In addition, when I was traveling through the universe, I saw the Didi driver Kang cautiously look up and glance at the humanoid cloud of cosmic energy sitting next to Joey through the rearview mirror. After not sensing any hostility, he spoke again:"
"Galactus is moving towards your universe, so..."
Hearing this, Joey became even angrier: "Why couldn't you have told me sooner?"
"I was just thinking about end-of-life care. Galactus is basically invincible, who knew you could even handle him?"
Kang smiled sheepishly, while wishing he could immediately floor the accelerator and throw these two gentlemen into their respective material universes.
Superman had just thrashed Kang in that cosmic ocean the year before; if Kang had only encountered one of them, he probably would have just sped off. Who would help him with that?
But right now, Ya isn't alone—Kang doesn't know what the being sitting next to Joey, who shares the same origin as the star-devourer, is, but he knows that the other party could definitely swallow him whole, car and all.
"As a time machine, the design of your car is a complete failure."
Sitting in the back row, Joey was still fighting against the ravenous Ganata. Unfortunately, there was only so much space in the back row, and it looked like he was about to be hugged and bitten by Ganata again.
After kicking away the hungry dog that was lunging for food, Joey decided to vent his anger on Kang's car:
"Couldn't you design it like one of those blue police booths, where the inside is bigger than the outside?"
They even picked it!
Thinking about how long it would take for them to escape without him, Kang finally located the coordinates of that universe after several long minutes, and breathed a sigh of relief:
"arrive!"
After saying that, he ignored their playful fight, slammed the car door open, and threw them out of the time-space flow, then fled as fast as he could.
Fortunately, both of them have special physical characteristics, so even being thrown directly into the vacuum of space instead of an ordinary planet, as they are now, is not a big deal.
"I'm hungry!"
At this moment, Ganata still hadn't forgotten to satisfy her appetite: "It's not like I'll lose a piece of meat, let me take a bite!"
"No way!" Joey naturally refused righteously, "Go find it yourself if you want to eat it!"
If such a conversation were between other men and women, it would at most be considered a normal playful fight between lovers or siblings over snacks.
Unfortunately, in this situation, the "snack" refers to Joey himself.
Ganata completely treated Joey as a long-term, reusable meal ticket; as the Kryptonian biofield continuously regenerated, she could be constantly fed.
Faced with Joey's unwavering defiance, Ganata hatched a plan. Her eyes darted around, and she pointed to the deep space behind Joey, letting out a startled exclamation:
"Be careful!"
"What?!" Joey, already on edge from the battle with Galactus, turned around at the sound, only to realize he'd been tricked. He immediately whirled around at near-light speed, narrowly catching Galactus's gaping maw:
"Idiot, my reaction time—"
Ganata pointed to Joey's side again: "Watch out!"
"ha!"
Joey couldn't help but laugh. The nascent human form of Ganata wasn't quite right in the head; she was trying to fool people twice with the same trick.
"Do you think I'm stupid?! Oh dear!"
Mjolnir attacked from the side, and in the blink of an eye, he took Joey, whose attention was entirely focused on Ganata, away.
Thor, the hammer's owner, arrived first and greeted Joey warmly: "By Odin, Joey, you're alive!"
Repelled by such enthusiasm for dozens of light-seconds, Joey reached out and grasped Thor's hammer, which was pressing down on him, and unceremoniously hurled it back in the opposite direction. With a single blow, Thor, who had rushed over, was sent flying, hammer and all, clearing a large area of the asteroid belt at the edge of the galaxy.
"Is this how you welcome me?!"