Nine Star Hegemon Body Arts

Chapter 1005 You’re Too Filthy

chapter 1005 you’re too filthy

translator: borntobe

there was a sea of people ahead. hundreds of thousands of disciples were watching an intense battle. sand and stone tore through the air alongside the powerful winds.

there were two figures on the battlefield. one was a beautiful figure surrounded by whirling wind blades. like a celestial goddess, she was tang wan-er.

the one she was facing was a man in thick armor. that armor had runes the color of the ground, and powerful earth energy continuously surged towards him. it was the western desert’s heavenly genius, yan mochen.

“it’s sister wan-er. boss, let’s go cut down that ground beetle,” raged one of the dragonblood warriors.

“hey, what did i tell you guys before? this place is not the eastern wasteland. don’t think about fighting and killing all day. use kindness to subdue others. furthermore, wan-er isn’t losing. she hasn’t fought in a long time, so fighting a bit is good. maybe then she won’t want to fight me all day. let’s go find a good place to watch.” long chen didn’t plan on immediately interfering. he wasn’t worried for tang wan-er at all.

she had obtained a powerful inheritance in the immemorial path. combined with her refining the ten thousand spirit blood, her power was extremely great.

most importantly, she was someone who had faced death with him several times and was a true expert forged through many great battles.

the wind blades around her surged and crashed like a tsunami. with two wind blades in her hands, she forced yan mochen to retreat miserably over and over again.

fortunately for yan mochen, that thick armor around him was the great earthen armor condensed from his core runes. it was his strongest defense, and the wind blades were all blown back when they struck it.

however, the wind blades also possessed immense destructive power, leaving countless nicks in his earth armor. he was forced to constantly draw out earth energy to repair those nicks, or his earth armor would have long since shattered.

all the experts watching were stunned. they had never imagined that a rank four celestial like tang wan-er would be able to repeatedly force back the rank five celestial yan mochen.

“sister wan-er is mighty!”

“sister wan-er is mighty!”

“sister wan-er is mighty!”

there was a group of people that were constantly cheering. when long chen looked over, he couldn’t help but laugh. who could the person leading that group be other than guo ran?

long chen immediately saw gu yang’s bright head behind him. he was relieved to see him, and he brought his group over.

“haha. boss, you’ve come too! that yan mochen was such a damn poser, saying that he could challenge the entire eastern wasteland. thus, sister wan-er decided to teach him a lesson,” explained guo ran with a smile.

“did you manage to obtain the secrets of the wooden puppets?” long chen suddenly thought of the last time he had seen him.

“ugh, it’s too depressing to talk about. the only thing i got was my own tears,” said guo ran sorrowfully.

“gu yang, how did you manage to get out of the illusion formation?” asked long chen.

“i...” gu yang blushed, causing long chen to be stunned.

“this little fellow paid someone to bring him out, hahaha!” laughed guo ran, his gloom vanishing in an instant.

gu yang rubbed his head, embarrassed. “there was no way around it. otherwise, i’d have failed on the first part.”

this result was unacceptable to the western desert’s people. it was they who had mocked the eastern wasteland the most, calling them dogs.

but now yan mochen, their top expert, a grand rank five celestial, was at a disadvantage against a rank four celestial. their faces were burning hot as if they had just been slapped.

“hmph, yan mochen refuses to use his full power against a woman. otherwise, she wouldn’t be able to last even a hundred exchanges!” cried one of the western desert’s disciples.

“you’re still alive?” guo ran was stunned. that person was the one who had come out to insult the eastern wasteland’s disciples first, xie wei.

on that day, he had almost been killed by a single slash of yue zifeng’s sword. if it hadn’t been for an elder saving him, he’d have died. then, long chen had slapped him so hard that he had fainted in front of everyone.

“hmph, of course i’m still alive. you think an insignificant trial of this difficulty can stop me?” sneered xie wei.

“no, you misunderstand. what i meant was, you’re not embarrassed to stay alive? you lost so much face that day that anyone else would have killed themselves out of shame. i admire your bravery,” praised guo ran.

“you!” xie wei almost coughed up blood. guo ran was intentionally picking at his scab. thinking of how much face he had lost that day, he clenched his teeth but was unable to retort. he could only endure.

“don’t be like this, i’m not trying to humiliate you. i really admire you. this is praise... yes, it’s praise,” said guo ran.

although he said it was praise, that evil smile made it so no one could believe him.

“yan mochen, next time you want to say such big words, you should consider your own power first. don’t spout whatever you want, or you can come and try me any time,” said tang wan-er indifferently before ignoring him and returning to her side.

“sister wan-er is mighty!” cheered the dragonblood warriors.

seeing long chen looking at her with a mischievous smile, tang wan-er blushed slightly. she rebuked, “what are you looking at me like that for? did i do something wrong?”

“you didn’t do anything wrong, but you said something wrong.”

“what?”

“your words were too filthy.”

“filthy? how?”

“just look at how big he is. you want him to appraise his ‘crap’ power before speaking? don’t you think that it’s too filthy?”

tang wan-er didn’t understand for a long time. but seeing guo ran and gu yang smiling, she suddenly realized what he was saying.

“long chen, you’re disgusting!”

“hahaha...”

long chen’s words truly were disgusting. tang wan-er couldn’t bear it, but the dragonblood warriors all laughed. as for yan mochen, his expression sank.

buzz.

suddenly, space shook, and a majestic pressure descended, causing everyone’s hearts to shake.

this is a pun on 分量 and 粪量 which sound the same, but tang wan-er’s says power, while long chen’s says crap. so in long chen’s words, tang wan-er said, “next time you want to say such big words, you should first appraise your crap.”