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Chapter 969 The King of Yellow Eyebrows: Elder, I have a chapter to talk about

Chapter 969 The King of Yellow Eyebrows: Elder, Speak Well

All the way to the west, stop and go, everyone waded through mountains and rivers, climbed over many mountains and ridges, and finally entered the boundary of the Western Regions and came to the burning Flame Mountain.

This catastrophe!

Not afraid of challenges at all.

Monkey King opened his mouth and spit out the plantain fan, extinguishing the endless Liujia Dinghuo in minutes.

Afterwards, when Wukong flew back to the Banjiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain to return his fan, he happened to meet Mrs. Niu making dumplings, so he sat down and ate a delicious meal of dumplings, and brought back a few copies to distribute to Tang Bohu and Bajie.

Although Tang Seng missed Mrs. Niu's dumplings because of the retreat, after a long period of time, this retreat has pushed his cultivation to the heavenly realm.

For a moment, Tang Seng was in a good mood and decided to kill a few monsters to celebrate. The group spent time talking and laughing through the Flame Mountain, and soon came to the Jisai Country. headworm.

When the enemy met, they were extremely jealous, and the battle was about to break out.

Bajie killed the nine-headed worm with a nail and a rake.

The white dragon horse turned back into a human form, skinning him and cramping.

Monkey King gathers firewood to boil water.

Tang Bohu cooking.

Tang Seng added condiments.

After one process, the nine-headed worm was eaten completely, which made Xiao Bailong's fiancée tremble, fearing that Tang Seng and his party were not full and ate herself too.

To save lives.

The dragon girl who cheated on the Nine-Headed Insect kept looking at Xiao Bailong with pitiful eyes, begging for forgiveness from Xiao Bailong, and at the same time hoping that the other party would stop those greedy monks.

Her meat is not fragrant.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Bailong didn't even look at her, turned back into a white dragon horse and left with Tang Seng on his back.

Ba Jie, who has always been sympathetic and cherishing jade, saw that his younger brother was so ruthless, trying to save Long Nu, he thought that before he got close, he was so frightened that Long Nu trembled.

"Play the game, play the game."

"My meat is not tasty, go away!"

"..."

Bajie was stunned and stunned in place with embarrassment.

At this time, Tang Bohu walked to Bajie with a smile, and joked to Longnu: "You have to eat it to know whether your meat is good..."

"Ah~~ No, don't..."

The dragon girl backed away in panic, but she had already retreated to the foot of the wall, and there was no way to retreat. Looking at the two people in front of her, she felt extremely sad.

He bit his thin lip.

The dragon girl summoned up her courage, stood up and said, "Elder, if you really want to eat me, please swallow me in one bite, so that I will suffer less, and... I will only eat for you, not for him."

Pig Bajie: "..."

you woman.

Eat it for Bohu, not for yourself!

Discrimination, Chiguoguo discrimination!

Bajie's nose was crooked with anger.

But he really had no way to reason, he could only admit that he was unlucky, turned around and left in a daze.

Looking at the dragon girl who closed her eyes and was waiting to be eaten, Tang Bohu raised the corner of her mouth slightly, stepped forward and patted her on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Don't be stupid, I don't eat banshees, go back quickly!"

(Scorpion essence: (▼ヘ▼#) Has my old lady been expelled from the demon status?)

……

a few days later.

The westbound men's group was blocked by a mountain.

Tang Bohu looked up the mountain, and there was auspicious light on the top of the mountain, a temple was looming in the colorful mist, and several soul-soothing bells, chimes and thunder sounded melodiously in the temple.

When Bajie heard it, he said happily: "This Leiyin, did he arrive at the Great Leiyin Temple?"

Wukong was immediately amused when he heard the words, and joked: "Idiot, how can Daleiyin Temple be so petty? The temple where the Buddha practiced is a high-end temple. There are countless rare and exotic animals in the mountains. It's not like this place. You can see it for a long time." I don’t see a spirit beast, the monster in the temple, he is so courageous, he even dared to pretend to be Da Leiyin Temple.”

"Let's go, visit the mountain with the teacher, and see what kind of monster is causing the trouble."

Tang Seng took the lead and walked ahead.

Needless to say, the monsters who dared to fake Pengci Daleiyin Temple knew that they had something to do with Buddhism, otherwise they would not be able to show off like this, unless their heads were squeezed by the door, they would dare to provoke Buddhism like this.

The temple can be kept until now, waiting for them who learn Buddhist scriptures to come to the door, it is enough to explain everything.

Soon, a group of people climbed to the top of the mountain and saw the four characters "Little Leiyin Temple" written on the door plaque. Tang Seng couldn't help laughing: "There is a big Leiyin Temple in the west, and a small Leiyin Temple is stopped on the road, which is very interesting! "

"Master, can we get in?"

Monkey King's golden cudgel is ready to move.

"Enter."

Tang Seng smiled and nodded.

Bajie immediately stepped forward and pushed open the thick door.

Everyone filed into the temple.

Soon.

When everyone came to the main hall, they saw the real body of the Buddha sitting on the golden lotus platform in the main hall, and hundreds of Bodhisattvas and Arhats lined up on both sides.

"The jackal demon pretends to be the dragon descending arhat..."

"The rabbit spirit pretends to be a happy Buddha..."

"The mountain tortoise pretends to be Manjusri Bodhisattva..."

"..."

"Good guy, a vixen with body odor all over his body, dare to pretend to be Guanyin Bodhisattva..."

Walking all the way to the seat of the 'Tathagata Buddha', Tang Seng, who saw through the tricks of all the monsters, was horrified. These monsters are really bold. Not only did they create a small Leiyin Temple, they even dared to pretend to be Bodhisattvas and Buddhas.

The worst thing is that the vixen pretending to be Guanyin Bodhisattva dared to blaspheme the Guanyin Bodhisattva without even getting rid of the vixen.

The moment Tang Bohu and Tang Seng saw each other, they sentenced the coquettish fox to death, killed it and cooked it for Bajie to eat.

"Tang Seng, why are you still so negligent when you come to worship my Buddha from the east?"

If the person on the high lotus platform came, seeing Tang Seng and Tang Bohu, they would not speak for a long time, and could not help but blame them.

"If you are a real Buddha, Tang Seng should worship with five bodies, but unfortunately you are not..."

Tang Seng shook his head, looking disappointed.

If possible, he also thought that this would be the Daleiyin Temple, so that he could obtain the scriptures, fulfill his great wish, and return the Mahayana Buddhist scriptures to His Majesty the Tang Dynasty.

In this way, he will be able to return to Xiliang's Daughter Country and stay and fly with Her Majesty the Queen.

"Tang Seng, how dare you question my Buddha?"

If the fake Manjusri Bodhisattva around you scolded.

Other fake Buddhas and Bodhisattvas also looked at each other angrily, and they tended to strike when they disagreed.

"Bah!"

"You old mountain turtle, you actually scolded my master, looking for a beating!"

Sun Wukong, whose cultivation had skyrocketed to the peak of Da Luo, grabbed the ear with his right hand, took out the golden cudgel hidden in his ear, and jumped over it violently.

However, Wukong's stick hadn't been swung down yet, and if it came, he threw out two halves of the golden cymbal, and only heard a clang, and the two halves of the golden cymbal took Wukong into it, trapping him in the golden cymbal at once!

"Brother Bohu, if I leave it to you, leave the other monsters to me and Bajie..."

Done.

The irritable Tang monk immediately took off his cassock and used it as a weapon. He shouted 'cassock', and hundreds of arhats and Bodhisattvas in the Daxiong Hall were surrounded by the cassocks that swelled in the wind and became turtles in the urn.

Zhu Bajie is here, wielding a nine-toothed rake, constantly harvesting the lives of monsters.

Tang Bohu was not idle either, the first time he confronted Ruolai, the red tasseled spear was in his hand like a living thing, the gun shot out like a dragon, and Ruolai was defeated steadily, he was in a panic.

Within three rounds, the yellow-browed king who pretended to be Tathagata was beaten by Tang Bohu until his whole body was covered in blood holes.

"Elder, wait a minute, elder, wait a minute..."

Knowing that he was invincible, the Yellow-Browed King shouted to stop while fighting in embarrassment: "Sun Wukong is trapped in the golden cymbal. If he can't continue within a certain period of time, he will turn into a puddle of pus and blood. If you don't let me, I will just let it go."

"You spare my life, I spare the monkey."

"If you have something to say, let's talk it out, don't beat and kill at every turn, it hurts the peace."

(End of this chapter)