ocean-life Chapter 412
Chapter 412
Day 96 – Evening, White Weirdo Inn Upon returning to the inn I was accosted and arrested by the miniskirted police. But instead of an interrogation I was spoonfed katsudon and bombarded with requests. You might think I’m crazy, but I walked into an inn full of miniskirt police highschool girls. This inn might really be in trouble soon? Like, it’s definitely an issue of public order at this point.
As expected, The Poster Girl, who showed up during miniskirt maids event, wasn’t allowed to participate in Miniskirt Police or Bunny Girls action. If a female middle-schooler took a part in that it would’ve increased the concern level further by one, and with her being an employee on top of that, the inn would’ve definitely gotten designated as a dangerous establishment. Easy Grand Prix winner for the most disreputable den of debauchery! Even the name sounds seedy?
Escaping from the Miniskirt Police like my life depended on it, I jumped into the bath, and firmly locked it up, let’s put up a barrier as well! Well, there actually was a lot on the line in that escape? Like, I was at my limit in more ways than one. I’m pretty sure, if they barged in here right now, wearing swimsuits and offering to wash my back, I wouldn’t have been able to bear it in a Highschool Boy’s sort of way, causing a violent awakening of the Sex King, with tentacles and stuff, leading to me getting arrested and convicted as a sex offender, and Affection Rating-san becoming untouchable, taking absolutely fatal damage. Truly a crucial point for my Affection Rating-san. Should I create a golem to stay on guard as well? Just in case? Well, it probably would get destroyed instantly. It’s a miniskirt police squad with an average level of over 100 and a couple of Dungeon Emperors in the mix that we are talking about after all?
「Good grief, here I was wondering just what on earth could they possibly want, but they are still trying to get to the lower floors~. Slime-san, can’t you tell them that it’s dangerous~? That it’s the time to steadily increase their battle power through gear strengthening, instead of blindly rushing to get stronger? Their equipment is still lagging behind their levels, but our Cheat owners don’t seem to get it, quite a pickle? The poor broke plebian highschool girls probably want to go lower to make more money, but I wish they learned a bit of humble and composed spirit to appreciate frugal simplicity? Such a greed, even though they are still highschool students? 」
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I’ve been putting all I’ve got into Status Resistance gear, but there is no guarantee that it will certainly work on the lower floors. And concerns on that point only increased lately, because I ended up falling asleep after getting drunk. In other words, it means that alcohol was not resisted by Abnormal Status Effect resistances. Perhaps it is somehow tied to the willingness of the person, but at the very least, it means that resistances are not absolute.
If it’s possible that alcohol sprayed in the air can’t be resisted, then it can be used as an indefensible debuff. In fact, glue was performing very great in the Fake Dungeon, with Royal Girl getting stuck in it, having all of her armor melted, and getting to participate in a naked hooray procession. With different effects like『Adhesion』and『Glue』existing, chances are, they might have individual difference for resistances. Even if the trap is purely physical, if it can’t be resisted, it’s still dangerous.
Alcohol distillation, huh~? It might be effective for beast-type monsters, but simply striking them would be faster? Even so, it could be used as the Frontier’s local specialty? It will take a lot of effort, but perhaps alcohol production could be a good source of profit? That is an economic activity that is difficult for a Highschool Boy to understand, even so, if there was a shady bar with sexy ladies, I’d immediately go. That is because there are sexy ladies, and not because of alcohol at all.
「Alcohol is merely one of the elements to a shady bar with sexy ladies, putting emphasis on it is completely backwards? Yup, it’s the ladies that are important! Yup, no doubt about it. The question is, where can I find such a place? At this point our inn is way more suspicious and depraved, but beauties that can’t be touched are no different from torture in Highschool Boy terms, so I’d much prefer a shady adult bar~? Kind of?」
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「Yeah, I think that it’s a mistake in a Highschool Boy’s sort of way~? Since getting touchy with a girl that you aren’t going out with is not allowed, the only other options become a shady establishment with sexy ladies. For some reason I keep getting more lovers, but can’t get a girlfriend, so I keep searching for that staircase to adulthood elsewhere, but every time I think of sneaking out at night, I keep getting hit with 13 demonic stairs, getting stuck in a situation where I’m unable to leave the room. A sort of an ultimate confinement inn?」