Local Netizen Elf's Life In Another World

Case 138: I was tired and possibly bored, so I nuked them.

Case 138: I was tired and possibly bored, so I nuked them.

'''' !!! ''''

Instantly, my fiancés and the two former Saints turn surprised, while the rest seem confused.

''Are you really doing it?'' Bald Saint asks me with a serious expression.

''Yes.''

''Are you sure? It could be quite dangerous, poking those lizards like that.'' Fox Saint adds.

''Look at me in the eyes.'' I turn to look at her. ''Do I look like I'm joking?''

'''' ... ''''

Don't worry, I have a plan.

In the first place, I'm really tired of this. I have a bad habit of trying to solve everything in the most logical and... How do I say it, 'normal' manner? Maybe the common sense from Earth is still somewhere within me. I don't know.

Basically, I'm not crazy enough.

But that changes now. I don't give a fuck about anything anymore. There are too many questions without answers, and I can probably get those answers by nuking them all. That's it.

Hah... I've wasted too much bullets and effort. I demand a good triple pen tonight.

''Hey, you.'' I pick up the dragon girl and bring her closer to me. ''Are you 100% sure that you're just receiving orders?''

''Y-Yes! I can even swear my soul...''

''...Then do as I say.''

''Is here enough?'' Grandpa asks.

''Maybe a bit higher.'' I reply.

''We're above the clouds already though.''

''It's fine, probably.''

Twenty minutes after the interrogation session, Grandpa, Bald Saint and I are in the sky, preparing to nuke the hell out of the red dragon's territory. There were a few things I did to make sure that this session would succeed.

Firstly, I had Fox Saint put a monitor spell on that dragon kid, which means if she says anything wrong, we can punish her immediately. We then sent her back to her territory, both as a way to accurately determine where we needed to shoot and to let her get the supposedly 'innocent' dragons out by pretending that they'd go support the attack. Of course, they will be forced to be temporarily restrained once they get out.

Secondly, I had Santa Claus with me here because there is a barrier surrounding their territory, supposedly, so he'll be the one breaking that.

And finally, to take care of the hostile ones who will inevitably get out, my fiancés with the Gatling gun and Fox Saint is down there.

''Here is alright.'' I speak up.

''...''

Up here, I see nothing but clouds and the beautiful setting sun that is dyeing the sky orange. A dreamy scene, but it'll change very soon.

Not soon after that, they collide. Well, not really 'collide', but the barrier is destroyed instantly. It's not even close.

clack

skrrt

I immediately pull out the Hecate and insert the magazine with 7 Gungnirs in, bolt it, and aim downward. Through the scope, I see quite a few dragons in humanoid forms assembled in one place, a plaza? The estimated number is more than a hundred, I guess that's the main force.

''Phew...''

Well, let's choose the areas with fewer dragons. I don't want to do a genocide just yet. Three is probably enough for a region this size.

BOOM

skrrt

BOOM

skrrt

BOOM

skrrt

Hah, they look confused. Well, here goes your homes, idiots.

snap

Instantly, three blinding flashes of light can be seen from three different corners of the red-roofed city. And then, the air itself rumbles.

The blue explosions shake the heaven and earth, fire engulfing the whole region indiscriminately, and giant mushroom clouds emerge. They merge into one humongous cloud, spurting up the sky like smoke from a volcano eruption. In that place, there are no more beautiful snow mountains, only their remains left behind, I'm sure.

''Seeing it for real is surely different, huh...'' I hear Grandpa chuckle helplessly.

Now we just need to wait for this mushroom to disappear. It's fortunate that I was able to gauge the height of the mushroom clouds, else we would have been eaten by them.

'''' ... ''''

Well, this is done, I suppose.

ROARRRR

Right when I think about that, a low but loud roar can be heard all the way up here. To my surprise, something begins to grow inside the mushroom, glowing a faint red.

BOOM

A fire bursts. My blue mushroom cloud is instantly dispersed, revealing the biggest dragon I've ever seen. It has large and thick red scales with golden rims, two pairs of straight, golden horns, and a pair of intense red eyes glaring at me.

''Pfft- Hahahahah...!'' I burst out laughing.

So you want to eat my nukes directly, huh?