Local Netizen Elf's Life In Another World

Case 124: Zombie apocalypse… Kind of.

Case 124: Zombie apocalypse... Kind of.

''...S-Stop. How long are you going to suck...!?'' I smack the babies' heads lightly.

I swear, my boobs have never been this popular. They absolutely milked me for two hours straight...

Both Emy and Liana release my boobs and shrug as if nothing can be done.

''I didn't know you guys would like these kinds of roleplay so much.'' I let out a sigh and stroke the cat lying on my lap gently. ''Especially you, Anna. Do you like mom that much?'' I bow down and give her a 'motherly' smile.

''Mhmm...'' She raises her hand and caresses my cheek, eyes almost have hearts in them. ''I love mom a lot.''

''That's my baby~'' I kiss her lips deeply.

''We fucked your mom silly though.''

''!!''

Anna's whole body flinches after hearing Liana's smug remark.

Hey, hey, stop teasing her like that... Or maybe not. She does seem to like it.

''So we're done?'' Tina comes back from her errant with a tray of fruit. ''It's been two hours already, I think it's a good stopping point for now.''

What do you mean 'for now'? Are we still horny tonight?

''Yeah, what about the thing that you said the goddess was making for you?'' Liana adds.

''Er... Let me check.''

[Hanako]: Sis, sis. How's the progress on my barrier?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Almost done.

[Hanako]: As expected of Mother Goddess, go, go, go!

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Yes, Yes.

[Hanako]: Do you need any help? Encouragements or something?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Maybe say that before you started having sex earlier.

[Hanako]: Ah, yes. Sorry for being horny all the time.

''...It's almost done, she said.''

''Let's get dressed up, then.'' Liana stands up with a small sigh. ''Anna, heal Sylvie. It's going to be painful if her nipples rub against the fabric later if left like that.''

''Alright.''

Said the one who messed them up in the first place. How considerate.

''How's it now?''

''Hmm... It's good. I don't feel pain anymore.''

After getting an upgrade for my blessing, we decided to head back to that place right away. And since I don't have headaches anymore, I can fly there all I want.

''Oh, there they are.''

In the distance, I see the familiar figures, consisting of a bald head and a silver head, and the new addition - the blue head, standing near a... Cluster of purple monoliths. Yeah, that looks totally not suspicious.

''Hu...'' I let out a sigh and land us down near them.

''You're fine now, lass?'' Bald Saint strokes his beard like usual.

''W-Who the hell are you guys...?!''

I approach her with my insidious smile and spread out my arms.

''I am Death. The Destroyer of Worlds...!''

''Hii...!''

Ahh... Pranking clueless children is so fun.

''Keep the tension. Look out for any traps.'' Bald Saint interjects firmly.

Ah, alright.

'''' ... ''''

After a few minutes of observing the wasteland, something actually happens.

On the charred, pitch-black ground, I see an obscene amount of glowing purple dots emerge, like a sea of glitter. They glow intensely for just a second before quickly fading away as if nothing has happened.

'''' !!! ''''

Or at least that's what normal people would see. Judging by the mana signals, I'm sure they just turned into mini-summoners, similar to what appeared in Xeno, but much smaller.

''Use magic to clear them-''

BOOM

Bald Saint's sentence is cut short as an uncomfortably strong burst of dark mana hits us, I squint my eyes to focus on the now rapidly expanding summoners.

''Prepare your magic!'' Fox Saint shouts.

As the two former Saints prepare their magic and my fiancés ready their weapons, I pull out the M134 and the Hecate instead, ready to respond to both single and multiple enemies.

The summoners soon reach their maximum size, which is around the size of an average man.

''Phew...''

Knowing that the Summoning can no longer be stopped, we all wait with bated breath for the chance to preemptively purge whatever comes through these gates.

And then, a hand reaches out of a gate. It's a horribly rotten hand with almost no flesh left, just green skin on bones, that's all. After that, hundreds of thousands more hands poke out of the gates, signaling to me that this... This is going to be a really fun battle.

I immediately pull out a whole crater of bullets and guns that I've been keeping for my fiancés, not forgetting the Saiga-12 with family-friendly cluster shells as well.

''You guys know what to do, right?'' I grin at them.

'''' Of course! '''' Three of them shout.

''Ooh~'' The other one does a fist pump.

You were supposed to say 'Of course!' as well, Emy.

''And you, get your ass off to work.'' I smack the loli's back a few times. ''Go burn them.''

''O-Okay! It is my job to clear out enemies in our territory...!'' She surprisingly replies with a determined face. ''It's all you guys' fault though...''

''Huh?'' I utter in an annoyed voice and grab her head.

''Hiii...!'' She immediately runs toward the sea of zombies. ''I'm sorry~!!''

''...''

Isn't this just child labor...?