ocean-life Chapter 226 Being a woman is fun
Chapter 226 Being a woman is fun
After Jiang Bai changed into clean clothes, they filmed it again, and it was finally approved.
And then comes the second act.
Thanks to Zhou Yafu's heroic rescue, Empress Zhang Yan could no longer suppress her feelings and boldly confessed her love!
This was the same scene Jiang Bai auditioned for.
"Bai Zhi, don't move! Just stay like that, keep your emotions in check!" Yu Zheng shouted at the top of his lungs. "Next scene, shoot straight through!"
In the scene, Zhou Yafu looked at Zhang Yan, who was soaking wet and shivering slightly, and gave her one of his own clothes.
Jiang Bai looked at the clothes but did not take them.
Instead, her eyes reddened, and she seemed to have lost all her strength. She suddenly rushed up from behind and hugged Zhou Yafu tightly around the waist.
[Zhang Yan (the avatar): Is this the chest I dreamed of? So warm, so broad. I want to lean against him like this, never to return to that cold, lifeless palace. I want to ask him if his cloak is a little torn; I have the finest thread, I want to mend it for him...]
[Jiang Bai: Get out of my way, don't interrupt my acting!]
He Shengming, who was in front, felt the softness coming from behind him, which was like some kind of spell that could instantly destroy his sanity.
His back straightened instantly, and his heart pounded so fast it felt like it would shatter the protective goggles.
Especially the hands that were wrapped around his waist.
Warm, small, and trembling.
"I think I've really fallen for Teacher Jiang Baizhi."
This thought was raging in He Shengming's mind, even overshadowing his professionalism as an actor.
Behind.
Jiang Bai closed his eyes, his superb acting skills complementing Zhang Yan's lingering emotions, and uttered a plaintive, tearful voice:
"General... I know there's nothing possible between us. Being with me will only hurt you."
"I was sent into these palace gates from a young age, and have never truly been a woman for a single day..."
When Jiang Bai read the words "to be a woman," his stomach churned violently.
"Chief! Who wrote these lines?"
"I'm a strong man who can lift a hundred pounds of cement with one hand, and you're saying I've never been a woman? I have no intention of ever being a woman in my life!"
[Host, you're currently wearing lipstick and hugging a sweaty man. Aside from having an extra part, you look more like a woman than anyone else.]
Jiang Bai was so choked by the system that he almost choked on his breath, and his tone unconsciously carried a trace of extremely genuine resentment.
"Until I met you, I realized how joyful it is to be a woman."
"Card!!!"
Yu Zheng suddenly jumped out from behind the monitor, his expression extremely complicated.
He Shengming, who plays Zhou Yafu, was feeling Jiang Bai's heartfelt confession when he heard the "cut" signal. He mistakenly thought he had messed up his performance again and was about to apologize for missing a good scene.
Upon closer inspection, Yu Zheng's gaze was fixed intently on Jiang Bai.
"Xiao Bai, you're not pronouncing your lines right!"
Yu Zheng hesitated, his eyes flashing with an awkwardness that seemed to say, "I know you're a man."
"When you recited that line just now, why did your tone carry a murderous ruthlessness?"
"Especially that line, 'Being a woman is joyful,' it sounded to me like she was making a poisonous vow to take revenge on society?"
The photographers and crew members around were stunned; they only thought it was beautiful and didn't understand the ruthlessness in it.
Jiang Bai took a deep breath and lowered his head weakly. It was indeed his problem.
To be a woman...
If you ask any random man to read this line, it will sound awkward.
He hadn't practiced before the audition and thought there wouldn't be any major problems.
Now, ever since Zhang Yan's simulation experience, Jiang Bai feels that something has changed.
The word "woman" itself sounds strange to me.
"The water was too cold just now, and my mouth cramped up."
Yu Zheng nodded, not blaming him much.
After all, he knew Jiang Bai's background.
"Okay, let's adjust it and do it again!"
.......
Soon, it was turned on for the second time.
This time, Jiang Bai completely blocked the system and wholeheartedly released the tragic soul of "Zhang Yan".
He hugged Zhou Yafu, pressing his cheek against the other's cold armor, tears silently streaming down his cheeks, wetting the black silk.
"I entered the palace at a young age and have never been a woman until I met you. I didn't know how happy it is to be a woman."
"But that happiness and joy never belonged to me."
This sigh seemed to transcend two thousand years of loneliness, bringing many young girls in the audience to tears.
Jiang Bai sobbed and pleaded:
"General, can you give me a hug?"
"Just for a moment... I just want to feel your temperature."
Even if I have to go back to that cold palace to guard it for the rest of my life in the next life, as long as I think of this moment, Yan'er will feel...warmth.
That's too humiliating.
It's so beautiful.
He Shengming listened, feeling utterly overwhelmed by the sight of such a stunning beauty and her humble courtship.
Let alone an ancient general, even a stone would turn into water!
He suddenly turned around, opened his arms, and hugged Jiang Bai tightly.
"Crack!!! Crack crack crack!!!"
Yu Zheng's voice, once again shrill with anger, blared through the loudspeaker:
"He Shengming! What are you doing?! You're the one being passive! Don't you understand what passive means?!"
"Zhang Yan's request was humble; you must embrace her with compassion and restraint, driven by a sense of national duty!"
"Look at what you just did. Was that pity?"
"You're the kind of person who can't wait to take her to the bridal chamber right there, and you've even picked out names for the kids!"
"Hahaha!"
Someone on set chuckled first, and then the entire crew burst into laughter.
He Shengming scratched his head awkwardly, his old face turning almost blood red against the backdrop of his black armor.
He glanced down at Jiang Bai, who stood beside him with a blank expression, and muttered something under his breath:
"Director Yu...it really isn't my fault."
"The way Teacher Bai Zhi looked just now, everyone who saw her would want to take her home and worship her. I also want to win the heart of this beauty!"
Upon hearing this, Yu Zheng's lips twitched so much they were almost as twitching as a sewing machine.
He glanced at He Shengming, who was staring intently at Jiang Bai.
Goodness, he had to get into character to hide the burning passion in his eyes.
Now things have gotten much better; they've revealed their true intentions, practically scribbling "Jiang Baizhi, I want to pursue you" all over Zhou Yafu's armor.
Is He Shengming planning to take advantage of the National Day holiday to ask the director to act as a matchmaker and propose marriage?
Yu Zhengqian chuckled twice and subconsciously shifted his gaze to Jiang Bai.
next to.
Jiang Bai had already separated himself from the personality of "Zhang Yan" at this point.
He stared blankly at He Shengming, who was still looking nostalgic and even seemed to want to hug him again, and then at Yu Zheng, who was making faces at him.
Jiang Bai's back molars were grinding together, and he rolled his eyes.
He suddenly had a strong urge to perform a "Empress Dowager swinging a sledgehammer" on the spot, and smash these two unruly fellows straight into the Han tomb.
"Ha! Looking any longer won't change anything!"
[Zhang Yan (excited and shy): No! Our relationship is meant to be! You can't separate Yan'er and General Zhou!]
Jiang Bai: "......"
Jiang Bai: "凸(艹皿艹)!"