ocean-life Chapter 1, Chief 0
Chapter 1, Chief 0
A male dormitory of a well-known university in S City.
It was already late at night, and the remaining five boys in the dormitory had already fallen into a deep sleep, only a certain lower bunk in the dormitory was still emitting a silver-white fluorescent light.If you look closely, you can see that a boy is lying on the bed and looking at his phone with earphones.He was staring at the mobile phone in front of him intently, and there was still a post bar page on the tablet next to him. On it was a strange villain who looked like a stick figure.
On the mobile phone, there was a page that was obviously a game. The boy closed his eyes, folded his hands devoutly, and worshiped, and then clicked on the blue talisman paper in the middle, but he did not rush down, but started again. After carefully washing his hands in a bowl of water on the small table next to the bed, he lowered his head and carefully followed the post bar tutorial displayed on the tablet to slowly draw this one-stroke villain.
After tossing back and forth for more than ten minutes, the boy finally drew a villain with a very high similarity and a very high post bar—then he closed his eyes and muttered—"I am European, I am European..." While mumbling, he let go of his hand.
He watched the talisman paper burn, then counted down to three seconds, quickly flipped the phone upside down, waited for another minute, and then slowly turned the phone over when he heard the music in the earphones change—a beautiful girl The big sister with three tails slowly climbed up from the ground and smiled coquettishly at him—but it was useless—the upper left corner, r.
"Damn it!" The boy turned over, cursed in a low voice, threw the phone aside, his face collapsed, "This game is poisonous, how low is the ssr spawn rate!"
Lying on the bed for a while, he stretched out his hand and took the phone, without even looking at it, he closed the game and went to Weibo, the following group of Aite and the comments on his latest Weibo, most of them are, "Did you get the ssr?" or "You can definitely get it!" or "I'm European! I'll give you European spirit!"
The boy turned to his latest Weibo, which was a flag: As a server-opening player of Onmyoji, I said that I was very sad that I won the title of high-level non-chief, so I decided to draw all the blue charms and gouyu tonight, If you don't have an ssr, you will quit the pit.Smile.jpg... md go to your retreat metaphysics.
But... Gu Ze quit Weibo, entered the game page, glanced at his own game page, glanced at the title of the high-level African chieftain, was silent for a long time, silently entered the file management center, first took a screenshot, clicked to uninstall the game, Take another screenshot.Then he went to Weibo again and posted the latest Weibo: Xiao Zeze begged to come to the bowl v: But I didn't get ssr, well, it's time to fulfill my promise, chicken game, ruin my youth , Lost my money, has been uninstalled, manual goodbye. (Pictures attached: pictures of the mobile phone screen before and after uninstallation.
After posting the picture, Gu Ze threw his phone aside and turned it on silent. He didn't bother to look at the crazy reposted comments on Weibo and the flashing penguins, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
His name is Gu Ze, and he is the server-starting player of the recently popular mobile game Onmyoji.
Originally, Gu Ze still liked the game of Onmyoji very much. The painting style is exquisite and the cv is great, and the card drawing game is also very interesting. Although his liver is a little bit stronger, this is not a problem. His only hobby is playing games, so the game just started. On the first day of opening the server, he plunged into it without hesitation.
Then it was drawing cards, training shikigami, leveling up stars, forming Yinyang Liao—and even writing strategies on Weibo, seeing how many shikigami gradually increased as he leveled up, Gu Ze also felt a sense of accomplishment.
Until his friends in the same period gradually had their first ssr shikigami.
So Gu Zeda's space message became:
Ozawa, finally got the ssr today!Big Tengu!Finally a European!Get angry!
Ozawa!I got so drunk that I swallowed it!Ibaraki is not far away!I think I want Europe!Flights from Europe are on!
Ahhhhh I got two ssr's today!Although it is Salted Fish King and Sister Deng!But still great!It's just that I almost reached the title of junior African chieftain...orz.
Oh.
From the very beginning, "Congratulations, lend me a loan" to "Kill you, this European masterpiece!" to the last "We're still friends without mentioning ssr", it took only a few months for Gu Ze to complete a thorough A qualitative leap and a complete sublimation.
He felt that his account was poisonous.Must be cursed!Although he wanted to give up his account and practice again, he was still reluctant to part with his level, the hard-earned dog food and the awakened shikigami, and he still worked hard to play his current account.
But he began to try all kinds of metaphysics.
Various ways of drawing symbols, writing names, writing shikigami, drawing villains, drawing stick figures, calling "Guan Dae" or "speaking Japanese" or "singing" or others, psychological hints when washing hands before smoking, and all kinds of messy things. Tried that, however, the ssr just disappears into his account and never shows up.
Until the end, he was stimulated by his title of high-level non-chief, and used the ultimate metaphysics-the metaphysics of retreating pits on Weibo, which is already famous for posting strategies.
No ssr, just!retreat!pit!
However, the result is still so tragic.
In complete despair, Gu Ze uninstalled the game and fell asleep holding his dream of ssr.
Then when he woke up, he found that the place where he slept...how did it become a garbage dump?
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